“Did you hear what happened to old Andy McTavish last Saturday?”
“He walked all the way to Cardiff for the Cup Final to save on the train fare and then had to pay £20 to get in because he was too tired to climb over the wall!”
A football hooligan appeared in court charged with disorderly conduct and assault. The arresting officer, giving evidence, stated that the accused had thrown something into the canal...
`What exactly was it that he threw into the canall' asked the magistrate.
'St...
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